Which athletes are best in bed

Diego was a soccer player. He was a sturdy boy, built like a fireplug and twice as smart. Diego enjoyed rock climbing—cramming his toes into crevices and hanging off foot-high ledges by his fingertips until his whole body vibrated. Our courtship was long by college standards, replete with trembly phone calls and simultaneous laundering. One night, he showed me snapshots of a recent climbing expedition.

Instead, he critiqued. Apparently, Diego liked his love-making silent and individual, like rock climbing, only without the rope burns. After Diego came a series of unfortunate experiences with runners, weightlifters and soccer, baseball and tennis players, highlighted by one particularly pathetic night when Alec, a mountain-biker, kept holding his breath and trying to ram his skull back into the birth canal.

The solitary relief from this score-and-snore parade was Ernie, a golfer and a bit of a lush, which in college is still charming. On the fairway and in bed, Ernie was slow, precise and chubby, and actually seemed to enjoy himself. He knew just how deep to plant his tee and had solid follow-through to boot. Ernie was a very good golfer. I decided it was an omen and started hanging around the driving range. Before long, I met Steve, a former member of the Cornell golf team, and he sank my theory like a two-foot putt.

Steve meant well, which is probably the worst thing you can say about a man trying to flour your biscuit. He assumed he knew more anatomy than he did.

I felt bad for Steve, but I stopped sleeping with him anyway. It was about this time that I considered giving up jocks for good. The case against athletes was mounting. Some nights, my dorm mates and l would sit around speculating on who would be the absolute worst lover in sporting history. Bikram yoga will also reduce your stress levels and help you sleep better, which in turn will boost your sex drive even more.

The tight swim wear, the great tans and the fit, toned volleyball bodies makes beach volleyball one of the sexiest sports around. But we have a sneaky suspicion that beach volleyball is not just a great spectator sport and that this relatively new game could help to improve your sex life. This is because when you play beach volleyball you play outside and studies have found that as doses of vitamin D increase, which is gained from sunshine, testosterone levels rise.

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Police Report Request Form. Both sports take stamina, and something that's certainly attractive in a bedroom partner. Have Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte not elevated the sexy status of swimmers high enough for these athletes to be getting it on more? Swimming is stupid hard.